(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Who wants to talk first today?
Put your hands up in the air!
DJ Mix time!
Hello, teacher.
I mix everything. I'm DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright, Mix Sejin.
Teacher, I want to paint a landscape.
I want to paint a cabin.
- I want to paint a pine tree. / - Okay.
And some clouds.
That's why I mixed those three things!
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Cabin, pine tree, clouds...
Pine tree, cabin, clouds!
Pine-ca-clouds!
Geez... Chills...
That gave me the chills!
Pine-ca-clouds!
Everyone!
Pine-ca-clouds!
That was really scary.
Teacher...
My mom told me to remember these 3 things...
- To make good friends. / - Alright.
He should be sincere,
clever
and trustworthy.
So I mixed those three things.
DJ Mix, drop the beat!
Sincere, clever, trustworthy...
Clever, sincere, trustworthy!
Clev-sin-trust.
Clev-sin-trust!
A good friend...
Clev-sin-trust!
Everyone!
Clev-sin-trust!
This has been DJ Mix Sejin.
Alright, good job, Mix Sejin.
Who wants to talk next?
Hello, teacher!
Hello, I'm Mr. Toto.
What brings you here, Mr. Toto?
Who made this?
Who invented umbrellas?
What's wrong with umbrellas?
I lost them all.
One day, the forecast said rain,
so I wasn't sure if I should bring my umbrella out.
It's not going to rain.
It rained!
So I rushed to buy an umbrella.
Then I left it on the bus!
I had to buy another one!
I won't lose it this time.
I went to dinner with a friend.
I almost left it in the restaurant!
I should go get it.
Someone stole it!
I'm sick of losing umbrellas all the time!
I'm going to borrow one from a friend.
Lend me an umbrella.
This is the umbrella I lost!
I won't lose it this time.
I'll put it in my bag.
I lost my bag!
I'll never buy an umbrella again!
I just walked in the rain.
It's an umbrella.
Someone must've forgotten their umbrella like me!
It's a broken one!
Who invented umbrellas?
Alright, go sit down.
I'll be back next time.
Alright, good job, Mr. Toto.
Next is the cool CD!
CD!
♪ If only... Could ♪
♪ See... Once ♪
♪ Even if... Everything ♪
It's fine.
I'm going to fill-in for G-Dragon's absence.
I'm C-Dragon or CD.
How are you going to fill-in for G-Dragon?
What are you doing?
This is totally swag.
I'm going to be the spokesmodel for the police.
I'll totally have swag as a spokesmodel.
What will you do as a spokesmodel?
First, I'll direct traffic.
Green light means this way.
And for a left turn... Swag!
Salute-swag.
I think that was a swag-ffic violation.
Swag-sir!
Don't try to swag-cut.
If you keep breaking the law, you'll all wear them.
Swag-cuffs.
You can swag-beg all you want, but it won't work.
And I'm going to shoot a commercial
with this megaphone.
What kind of commercial?
All ladies in the front, you've been surrounded.
Don't move. Don't move or I'll shoot.
Bang, bang, bang.
If you want to be locked up with me,
follow, follow me.
What was that?
And while G-Dragon is in the army, I'll make it a trend.
I'll totally make it a trend.
Make what a trend?
First, these handcuffs
will become my glasses.
And this traffic cone...
Will become my hat.
Lastly, this traffic wand...
Will become my magic wand.
Don't I look like Harry Potter?
This will totally become a trend.
- Are you all ready? / - Yes!
We'll start the performance now!
What is this?
Okay, turn into a toad.
What is that?
- What the... / - A toad!
Even when I use magic, it's totally swag.
Go sit down.
Alright, I'll go sit down now.
I'll totally miss you all.
Alright, good job, CD.
Next is the proud Korean! Kim Seongwon!
Hello.
I love Hangeul and I'll never speak English.
I'm Kim Seongwon.
- You'd better not speak English today. / - Alright.
Today, I'll talk about...
- The various types of performances. / - Alright.
There are plays.
- There are concerts. / - Right.
And it's on every Sunday night at 9:20.
A clown performance.
How is this a clown performance?
This is what we're doing now.
Something Concert.
Clowns.
- Is your job a clown then? / - Yes.
Don't be ridiculous.
Clown. It's clown, right?
See?
Nobody said anything!
- They did. / - Just say it.
- No. / - Just say it. You know this.
- You know this. / - Seongwon!
- Don't! / - Don't use English!
- Don't say it! / - Don't!
- No! / - Don't!
Gag!
G-A-G! Gag!
The standing gag.
The famous Hollywood star Kim Carrey's
slapstick gag.
Gag-metan Croaker.
School gag-iversary.
Dental gag-tractor.
My grandma after going on vacation.
What did she say?
Leaving home is a pain in the gag!
2AM's "This Song."
♪ The only thing I can gag ♪
♪ Is this gag ♪
That's enough! Class is over!
Until everyone in the world
loves Gag Concert and Hangeul...
Bye-bye!
(Two Job Republic)
So, this is the Two Job Republic train.
Passengers, have a comfortable ride.
- Hello, sir. / - Hello.
I'm sorry...
But it's a bit chilly. Can I get a blanket?
Sure.
What's going on?
Mullets are in these days.
- What's going on? / - I'll give you a mullet.
Why are you cutting my hair?
Hold on.
Now I have a bald spot!
What are you doing?
I'm a station employee
and a barber.
When did I ask for a haircut?
Oh, I see.
What's going on?
- So you want a shave? / - Hold on!
Why would I need a shave?
What are you doing?
Man, you're being so loud!
Hey! Did you rent out this train?
Why are you being so loud?
Look what this guy did to my hair.
Boy, are you playing games with me?
- Hey. / - Yes?
- Did you just talk back to me? / - Pardon?
Did you talk back to me?
Why did you hit me?
Violence.
It is never the right thing to do.
This was a public service announcement.
What are you doing?
I'm a gangster and
a spokesmodel for public service announcements.
Oh, I see.
- Get your hand off my shoulder. / - I'm sorry.
You had your arm on my shoulder.
You think we're pals?
You want to be buddies?
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
- Keep it down. / - Yes.
Man, I'm so stressed out.
Stress is bad for the scalp.
Let me give you a massage.
That hurts! Geez.
Have a comfortable ride.
This isn't comfortable! That really hurt.
Soda, eggs... Snacks for sale.
Mister, can I get a hard-boiled egg?
- Would you like an egg? / - Yes.
Here you go.
What is this?
What are you doing?
I'm a train vendor...
- And a pro wrestler! / - What?
But why did you hit me on the head?
I was cracking your egg.
Want me to crack another one?
Forget it! Just leave!
Why are you bouncing off the rope?
No! No! Don't! Don't!
- I'm leaving. / - What?
My egg!
What was that about?
Sir, is there a problem?
The passengers here are weird.
- And so are the employees. / - You insolent fool!
Shut your mouth this instant!
Aren't you an attendant?
I'm the queen of Two Job Republic.
What are you doing?
Oh, I'm a train attendant
and a period piece actress.
Can I get the name of the rude employee?
I don't remember his name.
I need his name to handle this.
I don't know his name.
I need his name.
I don't know it!
Tell me his name this instant!
I don't know!
Make him drink poison!
Poison? What?
What is this?
What?
Why would you give me poison on a train?
I'm sorry about before. This is cola.
Forget it!
I'm sorry!
- How dare you cause a commotion? / - Huh?
- Beat this man! / - What? What?
What's going on?
What is this? No! No!
No! No!
What's with this country?
(Let's Do This)
- Chief Lee. / - Yes.
How's the commercial going
for our Great Laptop?
Manager Jeong has the commercial ready.
Let's go watch it.
Let's go.
Hello, Mr. Advertiser!
- How's the commercial going? / - Very good!
I worked really hard on this...
Quiet, quiet. You talk too much.
Let's see it.
Alright, I'll show you.
A bomb!
Help us, Superman!
Don't worry!
It can handle anything! Great Laptop!
Wasn't that great?
Yes, you're very talented.
You're very talented at wasting my money.
You call that mess a commercial?
It was so boring.
We need something to draw people in.
- Oh, a commercial that draws people in! / - Yes.
I can do that. Let's watch.
A bomb!
Help us, Superman!
Don't worry!
Great Laptop.
So frustrating... So frustrating.
- Sir, let me get you some water. / - Yeah.
Did I really just see that?
Did they start watching porn?
You didn't like that?
The entire nation will see this commercial.
You can't have the cast watch porn.
- Let's see that scene again. / - Yes.
There's another guy this time.
Chief Lee, get over here. Come here.
Come here. Why are you in there?
It was getting good.
Your nose is bleeding.
No, no, no.
You need to bleed more.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Go sit down. Sit down now!
I’m sorry, sir.
How could you make something like that?
What's the problem?
Is it you or the models?
I think you're the problem.
It's the models.
- What? / - I changed all the models. Let's watch.
Hi!
I'm Lee Suji! Class of 2018 at Gag University.
I'm going to be the goddess of this school!
Giggle, giggle! Giggle, giggle!
It's Myeonghun.
Myeonghun.
I look cute today, no?
No.
We have a group assignment,
so I need your cell phone number.
I don't have a cell phone.
Then give me your home phone number.
I don't have a home.
Then where do you live?
I don't live.
You're the worst, Myeonghun! Minus 100 points!
Gosh, that's too bad.
You're out!
Boo-hoo.
Myeonghun, don't be like that.
I bought a laptop.
- Is the laptop prettier or am... / - The laptop.
Is he trying to play hard to get?
Myeonghun, you get 100 points!
Gosh, how pointless.
Great Laptop.
He said the laptop was pointless.
And why did I not see a laptop once
in a laptop commercial?
Where was the laptop?
Sir, I think it was in her bag.
I think you need to be in a coffin.
Let me put you in a coffin.
We can't use this!
A commercial needs to have impact.
- Impact. / - Oh, oh!
I can make a commercial with impact.
Let's watch it.
Hello, this is Lee Suji's Music Plaza.
I'm your host, Lee Suji.
A lot of people are sending their stories in.
"Suji, congrats on your marriage. Be happy."
Wow, thank you.
Don't just say it in words.
Send me some money too.
We're going to take calls from listeners now.
Whoever I talk to
will get a Great Laptop as a gift.
I heard it's a big fan of mine.
I'm very excited to see who it is.
I'll take the call now.
Hello?
Hello? Wow, awesome! I'm a big fan!
Suzy of miss A!
Have you lost your mind?
How will you make a living like that?
Do you know how many people I beat up?
Don't ever call again! Bye!
Great Laptop.
Wasn't that amazing?
Yes, it was quite breathtaking.
Know what happens if you stop breathing? You die.
You die.
They didn't talk about any of the laptop features.
Fix it.
Alright.
I'll make them talk about the laptop features.
Wow... A Great Laptop.
- Myeonghun, are you hitting the laptop? / - Yes!
- Myeonghun, are you surfing online? / - Yes!
Great Laptop.
You can't use that as a commercial.
A commercial should be exciting.
Make it exciting!
Alright. Let's see the exciting commercial!
I'm so bored. Let's listen to some exciting music!
Sounds good!
Alright, alright.
We'll use Psy for our laptop commercial.
Get rid of Lee Suji and get Psy.
We're not using this commercial, alright?
Hold it!
Hold on.
To a soon-to-be-married bride,
you made me dress up like this
and won't do the commercial?
- Hey. / - Hey.
At least you're getting married!
Come on. Laugh.
Giggle, giggle...
- Giggle, giggle? / - How could you laugh?
- How dare you? / - Giggle?
- Giggle, giggle! / - Giggle, giggle!
(Refreshing Statements)
Yes, yes.
I'm the buyer from the used goods site.
I'm right in front of Busan Station.
Oh, you're here? Alright, bye.
Excuse me... Hello.
User ID Shin Saimdang?
You must be Mansour!
- Hello. / - Hello.
- This is the bag in the photos. / - Oh, thank you.
It looks just like the photos. It's totally new.
I haven't touched it since I bought it.
I brought it to you in the very same condition.
The only thing I did was put my fingers through here.
Oh, is that right?
I came all the way
from Seoul to Busan to get this baby.
Hold on... Let me take a look.
Gently, gently.
It looks nicer in real life.
Do you really like it?
This is from the 2017 collection.
Naomi Campbell carried this on the runway.
There are only 3 of these in Korea.
How did you get this bag, Mansour?
I searched all of Korea for this bag.
Hearing you say all that
puts me in a good mood as the seller.
It was meant to be with me.
- That's right, that's right. / - My goodness.
- Are you done checking the bag? / - Yes.
Shall we proceed then?
Yes, here you go.
Oh, it's so thick.
$5,000, right?
$4,500. I deducted travel expenses.
What? Are you kidding me, lady?
Why would you deduct travel expenses?
That's how it works for these used good deals.
Why would you deduct $500?
Did you take a tank here?
If you put it that way,
if someone comes from the U.S.,
I should be giving them money.
I can't believe this lady.
Her ID is Shin Saimdang,
but she's a terrible person.
I wouldn't even be here
if was going to sell it for $4,500.
I was unsure about selling that bag
and I finally decided to sell it.
But all you did was waste my time.
Give me the $500 you owe me.
Your ID is Mansour,
but you're acting so broke.
Hold on.
Wait a second.
This thing is all scratched up!
You said it was brand new!
It was only used once. It's basically new.
Mister, don't play games with me!
You said you just put your fingers
in the shopping bag.
This isn't a new bag. How can you charge $5,000?
Don't try to swindle me.
You're a conman!
Lady, you're really starting to make me mad.
You said the bag was fine earlier.
Why is it scratched up now?
Are you Edward Scissorhands?
I told you to be gentle.
You're the one that scratched the bag up!
I should scratch your face up!
Mister, did you sell your brain too?
I clipped my nails today to get this bag.
I use hand cream 12 times a day.
My hands are smooth.
I did not scratch the bag.
And it's not like I have time to spare!
I didn't come from Seoul to Busan because I'm nuts!
Geez, did a zombie bite you in the brain
on "Train to Busan?"
Did I tell you to come to Busan?
You're the one that was obsessed with this bag
and came all the way here.
I wouldn't have gone through this trouble
if you didn't lie and say this bag was new.
You think you can hustle me
because this is a used good deal.
Even used goods can be returned
if there are too many defects.
According to civil law article 575 clause 1
and article 580 clause 1,
if the object being sold has defects
and the buyer wasn't aware of this,
the seller will take the blame and be liable
for breaching the contract or pay for damages.
Got it?
Why you...
Hold on.
Are you trying to pass this off as real when it's fake?
I bet you stole this!
I did not steal it!
I gave it to my ex-girlfriend
and I managed to get it back.
You're such a loser.
You gave it to her and took it back?
I think you gave up your manhood too.
Did you get that back too?
Have you ever gotten a gift from a man?
I bet you only get slapped.
Do you want me to slap you silly?
- Hit me! Hit me! / - You think I won't?
- Hit me! / - Are you kidding me, mister?
- Quiet! / - The nerve...
You're making me angry.
Hello?
Honey, it's me.
Oh, yeah! Hey.
I want us to get back together.
Can we?
Of course we can! Sure.
Hold on.
Lady, I'm not selling that bag. Give it back.
What are you talking about? It's mine now!
Buy it back if you want it so badly.
Hold on.
$4,500.
$5,000.
$4,600.
$5,000.
$4,700.
$5,000.
- $4,800. / - $5,000.
- $4,900. / - $5,000.
- $4,990. / - $5,000.
- $5,100. / - $5,000.
What's wrong with you?
(How Awkward 1)
We're already here.
I don't want this to end.
Get in safe and sleep tight.
Dream of me.
How awkward.
This is his house.
This is your house.
You didn't fall for it.
Hold on, honey. I have something for you.
- For me? / - Just hold on.
What is it?
- What did he get me this time? / - Honey.
Thanks.
How awkward.
He gave me his trash.
Throw it out in the bin outside.
Really?
For free?
Oh, come on.
- Geez! / - Gosh!
Oh, boy.
Such passionate youngsters. How nice.
How awkward.
That's my daughter.
Don't touch her!
- Dad! / - I'm sorry!
That's my daughter!
What's your deal?
Hello, I'm Sora's boyfriend. I'm a doctor.
How awkward.
I love this guy!
You can finish up here, son-in-law.
- How awkward. / - How awkward.
(How Awkward 2)
Don't move!
If you move, I'll shoot him!
How awkward.
I'm a robber too.
Hey, we're on the same side.
Oh, sorry, man.
Don't move!
What is this?
This is the police.
Song Jungeun.
Let the hostages go
and we'll comply with your demands.
What do you want?
Alright. I want $50,000 in cash!
Here you go!
How awkward.
I didn't think I'd get it so soon.
I should've said a bigger number.
Go!
Alright. Let's go!
How awkward.
He gave it to me in coins.
Are you kidding me?
Calm down!
Your girlfriend is here.
What?
Honey!
You're not like this!
I know things are hard now.
But think about me! Turn yourself in!
Alright, honey.
I'm sorry.
- Honey! / - Honey!
How awkward.
That's my girlfriend.
What are you two doing?
How awkward.
He caught me cheating.
- How awkward. / - How awkward.
(Love Ladder)
We're dating experts Seo Taehun...
And Lee Sejin.
I'm also a dating expert, but I keep my skills hidden.
I'm Yoo Minsang the hidden master.
- What? / - You're too big to hide.
It's all hidden.
I'm not a dating expert,
but I love my wife. I'm Park Yeongjin.
- No, no. / - That's so cool.
Be honest. You don't want to go home, right?
Don't be ridiculous.
Be honest. You don't want to go home, right?
Because there's nobody home.
Geez!
No! No!
Sit down.
People, if you listen to us,
anyone can date.
Men and women are very different.
Even the lies frequently told by men and women
are very different.
That's why we prepared this.
First...
Lies that women tell.
3rd.
"I'm full."
So true.
I'm full.
- She didn't eat much, yet she's full. / - Right.
Most women that say this
eat very little at restaurants
and then binge eat at home.
They eat a bunch of leftovers.
Here's a similar lie.
"I don't really gain weight."
It's not that you don't gain weight.
You try not to.
It's relatable.
Let's see 2nd.
This is a lie told by women when they
go out with a nice bag.
"My boyfriend bought me this."
She said it's from her boyfriend.
"A special someone bought this for me."
That special someone
is herself, who worked hard and saved up to buy it.
She bought it herself.
She just wants to show off!
Let's see 1st.
1st is...
"Just like when I was a kid."
Just like when she was a kid.
Her eyes, nose, mouth and jawline
are just like when she was a kid.
But if you ask to see her childhood photos...
"I lost them when I moved house."
She lost all her childhood photos when she moved.
Why is that? I just don't understand.
I know why.
How about the men then?
Let's see the top 3 lies that men tell.
First is 3rd.
"I'm different."
I'm different.
All men say they're different!
But you all should know.
Men are all the same.
Oh... But I'm different.
- What? / - What?
2nd.
- "I'm sorry." / - I'm sorry.
When a guy says he's sorry,
he isn't really sorry. He means...
"I don't know why you're angry
but I want to end this situation,
so I'll just say I'm sorry."
Here's a similar lie. "I love you."
And the worst lie is, "Sorry, I love you."
I see.
It's the worst lie.
Then what's 1st?
"My friend."
My friend?
If he says this, it's a lie.
"My friend's dad passed away."
That's a lie.
"This happened to a friend."
He's talking about himself.
"I was on the phone with my friends.
No, really. Look. Minsang and Yeongjin."
It's quite possible that they could be girls.
- All men are liars! / - Such liars.
No!
Don't say that about men.
We don't do that when we're dating.
How would you know that, Minsang?
My friend told me.
You're lying!
No, this is true.
Minsang doesn't know a thing.
- Hey! / - Oh, he doesn't know.
Don't say that! Why wouldn't I know?
I know everything!
Don't listen to them, people.
Don't bother with these lies.
You can be happy all by yourself.
Oh, right. Suji is back on our show after a long time.
Did you all hear that she's getting married?
- Yes! / - Yes, there were many articles.
But why are articles about Suji's wedding
all over the portal sites,
but there are no articles about my non-wedding.
Non-wedding?
You don't know what this is, do you?
See?
I talked about this in the past episode!
I said that I'd have a non-wedding!
But nobody knows.
The reporters didn't write articles about it!
They should have!
That's why I prepared this myself.
I prepared a headline for the article.
Exclusive!
"Comedian Yoo Minsang has decided to live alone."
Exclusive...
Doesn't that sound nice?
"Decided to live alone."
How great is that?
This is making me angry.
This isn't all.
The paparazzi.
They're always following couples
to see what they do at night.
Don't they want to see what single people do?
Why the discrimination?
That's why
I prepared paparazzi shots of Yoo Minsang.
Just call me and I'll take care of it.
Paparazzi shots of Yoo Minsang.
This got a bunch of views.
"Yoo Minsang spotted at night in his car."
I bet you're curious. You all are.
But once you click on it...
"Pointing at couples on dates."
Why?
It got a bunch of views!
Isn't that nice?
"Don't do that in public!"
Like that. And another thing.
I have so much to show today.
This should get a lot of views.
"Every night Minsang goes to Kim Minkyoung's."
What is that?
I bet you're all curious.
You already clicked it. Then what?
"Neighborhood pork belly restaurant."
Oh, come on!
This place is great. That's why she moved there.
I go here now.
They have great food.
A bunch of people would click on that.
And this is the big one!
Here it is.
- "Yoo Minsang loves..." / - Really?
I'm lying in bed!
It's really racy!
And when you click on it...
"Yoo Minsang loves living in a pig sty."
Oh, come on.
- What is that? / - What?
I love living like this! What?
What? What's the problem?
Reporters, please write articles about me.
Write articles and use these photos!
I'm always ready for an interview!
Don't just sit there, people!
Start searching for Yoo Minsang's non-wedding!
Make me a trending search term!
Non-wedding? Give me a break.
- You're just the worst. Go sit down! / - What?
Get all this stuff out of my way!
What is all this?
Happiness...
Comes after you get married.
Hello, I've been married for 2 years. I love my wife!
I'm Park Yeongjin.
As for me...
I want to live my life like I'm dating my wife.
I want to go back...
To when we lived separately.
- What? Hold on. / - That's not good.
That's how happy I am.
Before I got married and I lived alone,
I never really cooked much.
But now,
I have a pretty wife that's a great cook.
So I've tasted many different things.
She smacked me on the back
for leaving the toilet seat up!
That was spicy.
And...
"Dear, who's prettier? Me or Song Hyekyo?"
That was annoying.
And...
"Dear, I haven't visited my parents in forever.
Should I go this week or shouldn't we?"
That was nerve racking.
"I should just go."
Now that was sweet! But then...
"No, I'll just go to the department store with you."
That's the worst.
But I'm very happy!
Oh! And another thing.
Before I got married,
I wanted a girl that loves animals.
But now, I live happily with a pretty wife
just like that and a cute dog.
She really loves that dog.
She bought the dog 12 fall outfits
because it's fall now.
And she told me to wear my jacket
from last year since it's fall.
She always talks like this to our dog,
"Come here, sweetie!"
But to me...
"Get over here.
Get your butt over here!"
That's what she says.
And to make snacks for the dog,
she makes dried beef,
dried turkey
and dried duck necks.
She's feeding the dog everything
that I'm starving.
You know what's amazing?
A dog has no hands, yet she keeps saying...
"Shake hands. Shake hands."
And I have no money, yet she keeps saying...
"Money. Money!"
But I'm still very happy!
Oh! I should go get a drink.
Why?
If I want my wife to love me,
I have to become drunk like a dog.
Stop him!
See that, everyone! We're all actually...
- Very happy! / - Very happy!
(Pigeon Magic Troupe)
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Having fun?
Hello.
I'm Magician Gwon Jaegwan.
Before I show you my amazing trick...
Hold on. I'm thirsty.
Is there something to drink?
Let me drink something
and then I'll show you some magic.
Alright. I have some milk.
This is milk.
I will drink this milk...
With my eyes instead of my mouth.
Abra... Abra...
Abra...
Cadabra.
That's very refreshing.
It's good milk.
Thank you.
Come on! That's rigged!
They're always pretending like they know magic.
Right? Look at that.
Why does this guy always show up to ruin our day?
Come up on stage.
Come on up.
Here's a unique trick.
I will remove the toxins from this man's body.
Let me see your stomach.
Open up your shirt.
- You must work out. / - No.
Let the toxins come out.
Abra... Cadabra.
Hey, nothing's happening.
It's because you're nervous.
- Nothing's happen... / - It's because you're nervous.
Don't be nervous. Just relax.
- I'm not nervous. / - Don't be nervous.
- Don't be nervous. / - I wasn't nervous.
I'll remove the toxins in your body.
Abra... Cadabra.
The toxins are going inside the cup.
They're going in the cup, in the cup,
in the cup, in the cup.
You can go sit down now. Amazing, right?
- Applause! / - Applause!
Before we show you our amazing trick...
Someone came...
All the way from China to take over our act.
Let's see who it is.
Come on out.
Hello.
I'm Korean.
(Bian Lian performer, Koo Bonjin)
You should've said so.
I was expecting something amazing.
Then we'll also show you all something amazing.
We'll show you
a trick that's more amazing than Bian Lian.
We will show you something even greater.
Magician Lee Seongdong, are you ready?
Yes, boss.
Cue the music.
Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
Abra... Abra...
Abracadabra!
Amazing, right?
Hold on, hold on.
That's Bian Lian?
Then I'll show you something a bit more amazing.
Here I go.
Abra...
Cadabra!
Wow.
Geez, that's no big deal.
Alright, we'll show you all
something more surprising as well.
Remove the curtain.
Magician Yun Seunghyeon.
- Are you ready? / - Yes.
You're ready, right?
Please look here.
Abracadabra!
Abracadabra! Keep turning! Abracadabra!
Amazing, right? Applause!
Applause!
(Call Center)
Hello, I'm Jeong Haecheol.
Operator for Bluetooth earphones for free hands.
I'm Lee Hyeonjeong.
Operator for moisturizer to keep your skin moist.
I'm Yang Seonil.
Operator for this 6-blade blender.
Buy some honey.
This is honey from Jirisan.
Ma'am, our moisturizer
comes in a very large size.
So make sure you scoop out a lot and...
Mix it in water.
It's the best hangover cure.
Men, you go out drinking often.
If you act like a sloppy drunk...
Peel them so they blend better.
Sir, I'm sure your wife nags you
because you don't help with the cooking.
Buy her one of our blenders.
- Then your wife's nagging... / - Will continue all night.
That's how long the battery lasts.
Sir, did you already buy 10 of our earphones?
Go to a hospital.
Even dermatologists use our moisturizer.
Make sure to use plenty before going to bed.
- All night... / - There will be flies.
Fake honey attracts bugs like
flies, spiders and cockroaches.
- Those bugs... / - Should be blended.
It can even blend hard vegetables.
And our blender is very sturdy.
- Buy one and it'll last... / - Just one day.
You'll get it after waiting one day.
Sir, these days, men need skin care too.
What does a handsome guy need?
Eardrums.
Cheap earphones are bad for your ears.
Ma'am, this is domestic honey.
You might find some bees in there.
- Just take them out and... / - Put them in your ears.
It's just like you're at a concert.
You can use our earphones to talk on the phone.
Try talking to your wife.
- Your ears... / - Will bleed.
Be careful because the blades are sharp.
And you don't have to take nutritional supplements.
Just make some juice every morning...
- With our blender and... / - You'll get black heads.
But our product gets rid of black heads,
blemishes and wrinkles.
I use our moisturizer too.
Everyone says I look so young.
They mistake me for a movie star.
Guys are always...
- Asking me for my number... / - So noisy!
Other blenders are noisy.
But our blender is very quiet.
Use the remaining scraps of food in the blender...
And put it on your face.
- Then your pores will look like... / - Honey combs.
This has actual honey combs inside.
Ma'am, buy our moisturizer today.
If you buy today, to get rid of dead skin cells...
We'll throw in a speaker.
And to remove your makeup...
We'll throw in a rag.
And to hold your makeup...
We'll throw in a bee hive.
Alright, ma'am...
Thank you for your purchase.
(Come On!)
Ready!
5, 6, 7, come on.
1, 2, 3...
Hello, I'm Michael!
Forget about all your stress and concerns
through exercise!
3, 4... Spin them!
6, 7, 8. Fly!
Higher! Higher!
With confidence and power!
6, 7, 8.
Basic. 1, 2...
- Michael! / - Yes?
We have a lot of programs at our gym.
Yes.
- What comes after Tae Bo? / - Yoga.
Yoga?
Is the teacher pretty?
I teach the class.
Breathe in... Breathe out.
- You teach all the classes! / - Breathe in...
- Do you teach belly dancing too? / - I teach that!
Come on!
- 1, 2... / - How did you get your license?
5, 6, 7, 8.
Basic. 1, 2, 3...
- Michael! / - Yes?
- Michael! / - What is it?
Who parked the expensive car in front of the gym?
- The red supercar? / - Yes!
- That's mine. / - Wow!
Stop it.
- The convertible? / - Yes! And it's really fast!
- Want me to give you a ride? / - No.
- Why? / - I reported it for illegally parking.
- Hey! / - No, they already towed it.
- They towed it? / - Yes.
Come on. 1, 2...
My car, come on!
5, 6, 7, 8.
- Basic. 1, 2... / - Dad!
This is my daughter. She's in college.
- Hello. / - Say hi.
Daddy's working. What is it?
I'm going on an overnight trip with my friends.
I need some money.
An overnight trip with your friends? No way!
Mom already said I could go.
She said you could go?
Actually, I told her that Minsu's grandpa died.
Is this woman out of her mind?
- No! / - Hold on.
Hello? Hi, dear.
My friend Minsu's grandpa passed away...
Why can't I go?
Mom caught you, but she didn't catch me!
I didn't hang up yet!
If I'm not going, neither are you!
Come on! 1, 2... I want to go too!
5, 6, 7, 8.
Basic. 1...
- Whoa! Stylish guy Chris! / - Yes?
- Did you get a denim jacket? / - Yes.
It looks nice.
- Can I try it on? / - No.
- Let me try it on. / - No.
- Let me try it on! / - No!
- Give me that! / - No!
- These are pants. / - I said no!
Why were you wearing these?
It looks cool!
Hey, these are my pants!
My bad.
Come on! 1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8.
Basic. 1, 2...
- Michael! / - Yes?
What the... Did you have spicy soup?
- No! / - Then what happened?
- It's Halloween soon. / - Yes.
That's why I'm dressed as the Joker.
Why so serious?
So, do you have a concern?
I got this great costume,
but I don't have a partner.
- I'll be your partner then. / - Really?
- You're the Joker? / - Yes.
- Hold on. Geez... / - What's this?
Batman! You're Batman!
No, I'm Catwoman!
♪ Make a sound like a cat ♪
♪ Cats go meow, meow, meow ♪
♪ They act cute for you ♪
♪ Cats go meow, meow, meow ♪
- What is this? / - Meow.
Come on.
Come on!
4, 5, 6, 7, 8.
(So Touching)
Why isn't Deputy Yang here yet?
- He says he's almost here. / - Geez...
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Deputy Yang! / - Yes?
Have you lost your mind? Look at the time!
I had to drink all night last night
with a client because of the contract.
- Oh, my stomach... / - What?
You call that an excuse?
Back in my day, we'd go right to work after
drinking all night without a wink of sleep!
This won't do.
I want you here tomorrow by 7:30!
Why are you making me come to work earlier?
I didn't say you'd be working.
I made an appointment for your check up tomorrow.
Go see a doctor.
Chief!
I'll take care of your organs!
Omega 3!
Multi-vitamins!
Lactobacillus that stays alive in your stomach!
He's better than Florence Nightingale!
Chief!
- Get that checkup done! / - Thank you, chief!
Thank you.
Let's get back to work.
- Who are you? / - Oh, hey.
- What the... / - Excuse me. Who are you?
- Oh, you're here! / - What?
They sent you to our department?
Say hello, team.
This is our new employee, Im Seonguk.
He's a newbie?
- He's the director's nephew. / - Oh.
- Hello. / - Hello.
- Hello. / - Hey.
Seonguk, where did you graduate from?
- SNU. / - Oh! That's the same school I went to.
- Where are you from? / - Seoul.
- Seoul? / - Yes.
I'm from Seoul too!
Wow, I'm meeting someone from Seoul in Seoul!
He's so hung up on people's backgrounds.
Seonguk.
Put in a good word with the director.
Oh... What should I tell him?
Tell him his nephew needs manners!
A newbie should bow to the veterans!
I don't need someone like you in my department!
Get out of here!
Chief!
But that's the director's nephew.
What if this comes back to hurt you?
Hey...
I value blood more than backgrounds!
What?
Because you guys are my family!
Chief... No... Father!
I want to give him a Father's Day gift!
Chief!
- Get to work! / - Okay.
- Hello, Mr. CEO! / - Hey.
Say hello.
This man will be investing in our company.
Hello there.
Hello.
- Do you have the contract ready? / - Yes.
Here.
This department
has a large number of personnel.
So, if you cut the number in half,
I would consider investing in your company.
I understand.
What did he say?
Oh, right.
He said we have too many employees and that
he'd invest if we get rid of half the staff.
- What? / - Huh?
Does that mean we're getting fired?
Can't be helped then.
- Let's do this. / - Yes.
Here's the stamp.
- I don't need the stamp. / - What?
I meant that this contract should be torn up!
I don't need your money. Get out!
Oh, my God!
Mr. CEO!
(Momentary Home Shopping)
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
is this cordless vacuum cleaner.
We've brought in the developer, CEO Yoo Minsang.
Hello! Our vacuum cleaner is powerful!
That's right, people.
Yoo Minsang's cordless vacuum cleaner
can automatically detect dust.
Allow me to show you.
You have to show them.
Let me turn this on.
There is dust under the table.
So there's dust. Let me clean it up.
Wow, that works great.
Get this area too.
Lift up your foot. Look at all these hair.
Move it, dummy. Look at all these hair!
What is this?
This room smells terrible.
It smells like old dog food.
Are you shedding?
Turn that off! Turn it off!
Why is this saying all that?
You really do smell like old dog food.
Don't be ridiculous! I do not. I don't.
Now that we vacuumed,
we should empty the dust bin.
Yoo Minsang's cordless vacuum cleaner
compresses the dust it sucks in,
so it's very tidy when you clean out the dust bin.
We used this to clean up
a lot of dust and hair.
- I'll show you. / - Yes.
I'll show you how tidy the dust looks now.
Gosh, look at all these hair.
Gently blowing.
- Hold on. / - Nice and tidy, right?
Hold on.
It comes out like this? Someone could wear this.
Now we'll bring in homemaker Kim Suyeong
and talk to him.
Come on out!
Hello, I'm Kim Suyeong and I'm a homemaker.
Cleaning makes me so happy these days
because of Yoo Minsang's vacuum cleaner!
Even these chips that little kids spilled,
just use the vacuum cleaner...
Hey! What is this?
What is this? Hey!
Hey! What are you doing?
- They're mine! / - Hey!
Stop eating that! Hey!
Making a big mess... That guy.
He actually ate those crumbs.
- It's a great product. / - Yes.
We'll tell you more about our product.
Sometimes, you have to vacuum late at night
and you worry about disturbing your neighbors.
But Yoo Minsang's cordless vacuum cleaner
comes with a silent head.
Let me show you.
It's great.
It doesn't make any noises. Watch this.
Isn't it quiet?
Isn't that just a broom?
That's why it's surprising.
Why are you whispering?
Isn't that quiet, people?
What a great product.
Yes, how convenient.
And that's not all. Yoo Minsang's cordless vacuum...
- Recharges very fast. / - Wow.
Take a look, everyone.
The battery has run out for this product.
Now I'm going to charge it.
Here's the charger.
Let me charge it.
1, 2, 3.
Hold on!
This thing uses up so much that
it cuts off the electricity?
1, 2, 3.
Finished charging.
- Hold on. / - Great.
How much electricity does this use?
Every time you charge one, the electricity
in an entire apartment complex will go out.
- How can anyone use that? / - It's so fast.
Let's bring in a consumer
and hear his review.
Come on out.
Hello, I'm Jeong Haecheol.
I'm 33 years old and I live in Dangsan.
I can't hear any noises
from Yoo Minsang's vacuum cleaner.
After using it, I went deaf!
What?
Yoo Minsang's vacuum cleaner.
Use it once and you'll slap your knee.
- I shouldn't have bought one. / - What? Hey!
Yoo Minsang's vacuum cleaner is powerful.
It already wants to have a fourth child.
That's ridiculous! Hey, idiot!
I can't hear you!
You can't hear me? Hello?
I think you can hear me. You can hear me.
- What was that? / - Let's cut to a commercial break.
♪ The boiler keeps our house warm ♪
♪ The boiler keeps our house happy ♪
A great boiler makes a great home!
When it comes to boilers...
Yoo Minsang's cordless vacuum cleaner.
What was that? That was ridiculous!
Is this a boiler?
Take this with you! Take it!
Don't you all want one, people?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's salted pollack roe.
It's a vacuum cleaner!
- Geez! / - It's delicious.
(Ms. Shin)
- Director Jang, Director Jang! / - Yes, Ms. Shin?
What's with this article?
They're doing a Hollywood remake of our drama?
Yes, we sold the rights to our drama.
- Emma Stone is playing Nami's role. / - Gosh...
- Ryan Gosling is playing Taehun's role. / - Wow!
- They were the leads in "La La Land!" / - Right.
So I guess someone like Uma Thurman
or Scarlett Johansson is going to play my role?
It's going to be Jack Black.
- The one that was on "Infinite Challenge?" / - Yes.
Isn't he a man?
The executives in Hollywood thought you were a man.
Gosh... So they think I'm a man.
Alright, I guess it means they thought
my acting was really charismatic.
A true actor isn't considered for their gender.
They're considered for their acting.
You're the best at consoling yourself.
- I'm an optimist. / - Yes, Ms. Shin.
Hello.
- Hey, Taehun! / - Hello.
- Did you hear? / - About what?
They're coming from overseas to interview us.
We should get an interpreter, right?
No need. I used to live in the U.S.,
so no problem.
You're the best at acting Korean-American
after living there for 1 month.
- You two should rehearse. / - Thank you.
- Goodness! Taehun. / - Yes?
- Did you live abroad? / - Yes, for a bit.
Gosh, I guess it's because you lived abroad.
You have such a unique sense of fashion.
I tripped and fell.
- Oh, you fell? / - Yes.
Take those off.
I'll sew them up for you.
I'm great with a sewing machine.
My middle name is Sewing Machine.
Ms. Shin...
- Ms. Shin. / - Yeah?
- Can you help with my acting? / - Oh, sure, sure.
Alright, what's the scene today?
It's a story about a girl
that keeps forgetting her memories.
She keeps forgetting her memories?
- Oh... Where am I? / - Pardon?
- Who am I? / - What's wrong?
- I'm in character now! / - You startled me.
- Let's get started. / - Alright.
Hi, honey. Sorry for being late.
Pardon? Who are you?
So you forgot again?
It's okay.
This familiar feeling...
I'm sorry, Taehun.
Looks like I forgot again.
There must be an eraser in my head.
I'm a fool! An idiot!
- What should I do? What should I do? / - It's okay.
I'll remember for you.
October 28th, 2018.
Our 100th first kiss.
- I'm sorry. / - Why? What is it?
- Why? / - I forgot the line.
Taehun! You just need more practice.
I'm not letting you go home
until you master that kissing scene.
That was our 100th first kiss...
I memorized all the lines now.
My goodness.
That was so fast. Are you some kind of genius?
- Ms. Shin, let's try the scene again. / - Sure.
Our 100th first kiss.
Taehun.
I'm sorry.
I'll never forget again.
I'm going to save you...
On my lips.
Taehun.
Ms. Shin.
It just says you cry in the script.
This isn't in the script.
Goodness gracious! I got a bit too into it!
- It says I just cry? / - Yes.
Tears of joy.
How do you cry tears of joy?
Like this?
- Oh... Yes. / - Like this?
- Yes, kind of like that. / - Ms. Shin!
- Oh, hey, Nami. / - Hi, Taehun.
The director wants you.
Really? Thank you, Ms. Shin.
What about the kissing scene? Taehun! Taehun!
Ms. Shin, I did a shoot at this great restaurant
and the food was so good that I brought you some.
Don't you know that I'm on a diet?
They're spicy chicken feet.
That's good for the skin.
- So... / - Chicken feet.
- Ms. Shin. / - Yeah?
Can we rehearse our scene together?
You always ask me that when I'm about to eat!
Geez... Go ahead and run your mouth.
Okay.
I was really craving something spicy. This is great.
Happy?
Are you happy now?
You sure look happy as you stuff your face!
Well...
I like spicy foods.
- And you brought... / - Those are lines, Ms. Shin.
Huh? My goodness!
You sounded so disrespectful that I got a bit scared.
My goodness... That really hurts my pride.
Keep running your mouth.
Happy?
Are you happy now?
You sure look happy as you stuff your face!
Miss...
It's not true.
I'm not that happy.
How can you eat when my marriage was cancelled?
Miss...
I feel terrible too.
My heart aches.
Nothing has worked out for me
since you started working here.
Get out. Get out!
Miss...
You're so cruel.
I won't stand for this anymore.
- Hey. Hey! / - Yes?
Didn't you see me slap both of your cheeks?
Goodness, hey.
Did I hit you that hard?
You looked like you got slapped by a dinosaur tail.
Gosh... Young people these days are so scary.
So scary!
- I'm sorry. / - Goodness, hey!
- Yes? / - Didn't you see me slap you?
Ms. Shin.
Aren't you Choi Hongman the dancing giant?
- Oh, it's Nami. / - It's me.
- You startled me. / - It's me.
- Oh, it's you, Taehun. / - Ms. Shin.
You said you were good at sewing?
Yes, yes! I'll sew them up good.
- Take those off. / - No, not for me.
- Nami... / - Ms. Shin!
I heard you were good at sewing.
My outfits tore. Can you sew these up for me?
Gosh, so many...
My goodness! I should sew this up first.
- Which one? / - Your mouth!
I'm going to sew your mouth shut!
(The Everything Show)
The amazing show starts now!
The team to open up our show is
the super rookies of traditional music,
the genius traditional singers!
Hello!
We're the last remaining traditional singers in this era.
- We're Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
The story we'll tell you today is...
- "Romeo and Juliet." / - Great!
Romeo went to a ball
and fell in love with Juliet at first sight.
- That's when Romeo said this! / - Yes!
Your face is dope. It's sick.
Yeah? Yeah.
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
♪ Out of recognition, worry and expression ♪
♪ The best is acting silly ♪
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
Romeo went to Juliet's home to see her.
This is what Romeo said under her window!
♪ Open the bush clover wine ♪
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
♪ Out of bush clover, newspapers and documents ♪
♪ The best is Sailor Moon ♪
I'll never forgive you in the name of justice.
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
After Juliet realized she would never be with Romeo
because their families were against it,
she drank poison and said this!
♪ From your head to your toes, you'll feel vitamin C ♪
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
♪ Out of opposing, beds and invitations ♪
- ♪ The best is... ♪ / - Hold it!
Hey.
You guys need to be a bit more energetic.
In my day... Open parentheses, close parentheses!
You need to be more energetic!
- Try it again. / - Okay.
♪ Out of opposing, beds and invitations ♪
♪ The best is the old fogey ♪
Who's an old fogey?
- Nonsense! / - Nonsense!
The old fogey will introduce the next show!
Their clip got one million views!
Feats of strength!
Hello.
We've been practicing feats of strength for 10 years!
- I'm Gupal! / - And I'm Chilsip.
Gupal and Chilsip!
We are not here to sell things.
Neck pillows for sale.
- Oh, dear. / - Just buy one.
- Just buy one... / - Hey!
What are you doing?
It's not like that...
You fool!
You can use it as a blanket too.
For the feat of strength we'll show you...
Someone will lift a person with two fingers!
- You're amazing, Chilsip! / - Gupal will do it!
Chilsip... I hurt my hand!
Hey. How much will it take?
Give me...
You jerk! Your hand is fine!
I'll give this to you if you succeed.
- Then I'll do it. / - Good!
Hey, don't be nervous.
Gupal did it!
- Chilsip! / - Yeah?
Why are you so light?
We sell diet pills that will make you light!
Hey! You can't sell stuff here!
Don't be like that. Buy some of our pills.
I don't need any! Get out of here!
- Look here. Mr. Host. / - I don't need them.
You want to go back to this?
- Who is that? / - That's you.
- No, it's not. / - This is you!
That isn't me! It's not!
Get out of here!
Come backstage if you want to buy something!
Introducing the next show!
- The next show... / - ♪ A monkey's butt is red ♪
♪ Red like my nose, soju is delicious ♪
♪ So I'll order one more bottle ♪
Who are you?
I want to put on a show here too.
You're not putting on a show!
- Come on! / - Get out of here!
Security!
Who are you?
Rubber, rubber arms!
My arms!
Hand-pulled noodles!
Retract!
(Martial artist, Yu Sanghun)
Hold on!
Wow...
They did all the hard stuff.
All you did was make the sound.
- Oopsie. / - You did it again!
Alright. Then...
Stand aside, it's dangerous.
This move surpasses the side kick.
- It's the five times side kick. / - Five times?
Wow.
5 times 1 is 5, 5 times 2 is 10,
5 times 3 is 15, 5 times 4 is 20...
Is that what you meant by 5 times? Get out of here!
Introducing the next show!
We have some amazing guys on our show!
The Three Fat Tenors!
♪ One carton of milk with ten pieces of bread ♪
That's not enough.
♪ Oh, my eternal friend ♪
♪ Squid rice bowl ♪
Oh! A squid rice bowl!
- Nice and spicy. / - Wow!
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ No matter what anyone says ♪
♪ Candy is sweeter than a flower ♪
That candy looks good.
- Looks good. / - If I dipped this in whipped cream...
That really... ♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ It's gone bad ♪
♪ Doesn't matter ♪
- You're eating a bad rice roll? / - Of course.
This rice roll needs some whipped cream and...
Stop it! It's mine.
♪ I'm hungry ♪
♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ I'm hungry, sounds good, I want some ♪
♪ Toad, toad, I'll give you an old house ♪
- ♪ I want you ♪ / - What?
- This one. / - Whoa! You'd eat a toad?
You eat toads?
They're fine with some whipped cream.
I think he means it.
That really... ♪ Sounds good ♪
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
It's Minsang's birthday today!
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
♪ Happy birthday, dear Minsang ♪
- ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ / - Thank you.
Blow out the candle!
- This is so... / - Blow out the candle!
Thank you so much. Thank you.
Don't try to push my face into the cake.
- We won't! / - Don't
Thank you, everyone!
Hey! Don't push! Don't push!
What the...
What did you do?
Oops, I guess I have to finish this myself.
- It doesn't matter! / - It doesn't matter!
It's mine!
Are they really eating it?
This is delicious.